when your otp does the forehead touching thing
everything will be explained later
when your green shell hits someone in mario kart
its tuesday and supernatural isnt on
This is basically what it’s like when we’re on hiatus.
My sorority cousin sent me a snap chat with an interesting face with a caption of something along the lines of “here’s my face, enjoy” so I sent back this:
*it’s the top half of my pajama’s, the bottoms just have a bunch of pigs with wings on it*
to which she responded with something along the lines of “sassy, I like it”.
This is our relationship.
I forgot to plug my laptop in to charge before going to work and when I opened it to do my late night struff, I found out I had 4% battery left.
Kitten laying on St. Bernard.
My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.
One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”
That’s why I love Tom, he’s the perfect role model.
'I know it's not perfect' YES IT IS YOU IDIOT